Do you sell XL condoms ? Pharmacists: Yes we do. Would you like to buy some ? Woman: No mam, but would you mind if I wait around until someone does !
2006-07-25 06:19:32 · 27 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When that waiting woman went off for a leak, a young lad arrive looking for some condoms. He's got a hot date this weekend and wants to be prepared..."Just in case." He looks around and
doesn't quite know what to make of all the various packages, and finally asks the pharmacist for some help.
"Sure, I can help you", says the pharmacist . "What do you want to know?"
"Well," replies the lad, "I have a date this weekend, and want to be prepared...just in case, you know? But I've never bought condoms before and I don't quite know what I should be getting."
"Well," says the pharmacist , "this here is a 3-pack of condoms. That should do you just fine."
"Why 3?", says the lad.
"Well, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and an extra just in case one breaks.", replies the pharmacist .
"Hmm....what's this 7-pack for?", says the lad.
"That's for if the relationship goes past the weekend. One for every day of the week." says the pharmacist .
"Oh my, then what's this 12-pack for?", says the lad.
"Oh. You don't need that.", says the pharmacist .
"Well why not?", says the lad. "Seems to be more economical."
"Well," says the pharmacist , "That's for the married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."
2006-07-31 06:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things not to say to a naked guy
(giggle and point!)
Are you cold?
At least this won't take long.
But it still works, right?
Can I be honest with you?
Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
Do you take steroids?
Does it come with an air pump?
Every heard of clearasil?
Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
I didn't know they came that small.
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
I never saw one like that before.
If you get me real drunk first.
It looks like a night crawler.
It looks so unused.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
It's more fun to look at.
It's ok, we'll work around it.
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
Never mind, why bother.
Oh no, a flash headache.
Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
This explains your car.
What is that?
Where's the rest of it?
Who circumcised you?
Why don't we just cuddle?
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Wow, but your feet are so big.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
2006-07-25 14:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evan to Pharmacist: got any XL condoms?
2006-08-01 17:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Evan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, I'd wait for that too, but only 10% of all condom buyers actually need XL condoms!
2006-08-02 11:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by MARIA G. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure no how to hurt a guy. Hey I have feelings too I'm not a piece of WOOD.
2006-08-01 22:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Wizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very old one atleast 10 years old joke
2006-08-02 13:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by wellwisher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG me 2
2006-07-31 16:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by yo mamma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2006-07-25 13:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by c m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, u told my love story!! thats how i met my husband!!! well, x-husband, this wasnt the only drug store he purchased them.
2006-08-02 13:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by big foot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell here I'll be at CVS in a few....
2006-07-31 23:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋