2006-07-25 06:02:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He was originally intended to be served with a nice garlic butter herb sauce. However, this went out of fashion during the crusades.
2006-07-25 06:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Ann Tykreist 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Christians made Christianity uncool... Jesus, the apostles and alot of the people in the bible were as exciting as anyone you could meet in real life( an aside, St. Nicholas, who people know as Santa now, got in a fight with another Bishop at a religious meeting once and "B'yatch slapped him" ^_^).
2006-07-25 13:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was anything but that. He was friendly, loving, dynamic, life of the party, crowds flocked around him, audiences were stunned to hear his wisdom. He was revolutionary, made many angry, was hailed as a coming leader, and the most compassionate healer and teacher the world has ever known. What are you reading to think otherwise?
2006-07-25 13:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's your opinion....dry, tasteless, not fulfilled....sounds like someone is doing a little projection of their own life...umhum...
2006-07-25 15:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to try the New Diet Jesus. All the great taste with half the calories.
2006-07-25 13:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He seems tasteless to you cause you are evil and have your own evil desires in the world you want to enjoy.
2006-07-25 13:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the Fundamentalist Christians that took out his sweet creamy filling. Now he's like a hollow twinky.
2006-07-25 13:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by All gods are useless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus is dry you must be living in one big flood
2006-07-25 13:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by gifted 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you expect after being on the shelf for 2,006 years? He's gonna taste a little stale. salty too
2006-07-25 13:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are referring to the wafers, many churches use fluffy tasty bread chunks.
2006-07-25 13:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋