If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle
2006-07-25 05:44:13 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's no way to answer this question without knowing how many ounces of Jell-O are in the bathtub with the giraffe.
2006-07-25 06:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by wilsonaj101177 5 · 20⤊ 4⤋
That would depend on the size, strength, and endurance of the monkey, the type of wood the leg is made of, and how many seeds the dill pickle has. On average, I'd say it would take the monkey forever, as it'd eat the pickle, so it then couldn't kick the seeds out of it.
2006-07-25 05:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is water, and right here's why: I turn polar bears white - they're white so that they blend in with the ice/snow and that i will make you cry. - Tears I make men might want to pee - Self-explanatory and women comb their hair. - even as they get it moist I make celebrities look stupid - even as they get sopping wet with water and regularly occurring human beings look as if celebrities. - probable, even as they turn their hair decrease back out of the water I turn pancakes brown - because the batter dehydrates and make your champagne bubble. - The carbonated water in case you squeeze me, i will pop. - A water balloon in case you look at me, you'll pop. - Too deep into the sea besides, it is the proper i ought to arise with, so i wish it is the answer.
2016-10-15 04:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by hanrahan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know yet. i cant find a dill pickle to give to the monkey.
2006-07-25 05:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by rottfan420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank god there are other people out there with my kinda crazy humor.Thats exactly the stuff I've been lookin' for to make my day! u've turned a bad day around! Jus' love ur uniqueness. U nearly suffocated me with laughter! Kudos to ya!
2006-07-25 05:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no seeds in a dill pickle
2006-07-25 06:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dill pickles have seeds in them?
2006-07-25 05:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/4 im guessing
2006-07-25 05:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by eyes_kitty_green 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, raported to the chicken thing, I would say a day.
2006-07-25 07:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points.lol
2006-07-25 06:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An infinitesimal number. :) I'm just guessing. No logical reason to my answer.
2006-07-25 05:45:56 · answer #11 · answered by krazych1nky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋