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Just don't pick your nose in the first place.

P.S. It's bogies, not boogies.

2006-07-25 06:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First, put the offending finger in your mouth to lubricate it, then deposit the offending boogie, you must also moisten the finger used to fire the flying boogie, then aim and fire away.

You know, you could save yourself the embarrassment of hurling a boogie, by simply removing the boogie from your nostril and depositing it on your tongue. Before swallowing, you can sample them comparing size, shape, consistency and no one would know.

Who knows, you may even amaze your friends or start a new world's record of "How many boogies can be consumed in a single year. Begin your own study to see what the effects of consuming boogies may be. You may even develop extraordinary powers. Try it, you'll like it.

2006-07-25 05:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by gravelgertiesgems 3 · 0 0

What i do is coat the inside of my nose with a small amount of engine oil, when you get a bogey pick it and it wont be tacky, flicking it at passers by you will increase the distance by apx 10 feet(not confirmed yet) apply the engine oil to nose cavity every morning after brushing your teeth. ps it's a great conversation starter to, all our visitors ask , why is there engine oil in the bathroom?

2006-07-28 21:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha. that's a pretty big problem you've got there. I'd suggest carrying around a pocket pack of tissues or a handkerchief to wipe them off on after you dig them out. either that or wipe them on the bottom of your shoe like my brother in law does.

2006-07-25 05:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by heterophobicgirl 5 · 0 0

first you must dip your fingers and crisco, oil, or someother non stick substance. Then cram em up your fingers and flick away

2006-07-25 05:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by derrick b 2 · 0 0

Not very pleasant when you are playing the keyboard. Wiping them off onto the black notes might be best.

2006-07-28 09:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try dipping in self raising flour first

2006-07-25 05:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pickin ur nose is mingin, n dont flick em at uva ppl, its totally gross!

p.s. y is dis in education???

2006-07-25 06:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tissues. Any brand will do. If there aren't any nearby, use tissue from the bathroom.

2006-07-25 05:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HERES A POEM
"Pick it"
"Lick it"
"Roll it up and flick it"

2006-07-25 06:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0 0

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