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depends, do you want to give it or receive it?

2006-07-25 05:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 0 0

If this is the first time calling a phone sex line please leave your inhibitions behind. Don't be shy. Ask for what you want. There is no point in talking to a mature woman if what you really want is a conversation with a shemale. Be prepared to answer some questions when you first connect. The phone girl is not a mind reader and she needs some pointers on which way the conversation should go. It will save time and money if you just tell her what fantasy you would like to chat about. If you are not truthful right off the bat then she is going to lead you into a fantasy in which you have little interest. It is not her fault. It is yours. Remember, this is your dime and you get to call the shots. She is there to please you and help you live your fantasy. If the phone call starts going down a path that you don't like, gently bring it back. just say, "That is fascinating but what I really like to talk about is taboo phone sex"

Phone Sex really is all about you...

. It is one of the things that makes phone sex such a terrific hobby. Another is the fact that there are so many variations that they are impossible to list. Do not hesitate to ask for even the most esoteric of them. Nobody will laugh at you, instead they will do their best to hook you up with the right person so that you can live your dream. Just suppose that you would like to be the slave of a mistress who will sit on your face and smell her stinky ***. Not only possible, but a common request. Or, you have always wanted to **** your sister. Now you can phone **** her to your hearts content. The point being that there is nothing that is too far off the beaten path. What would truly be remarkable is if you could come up with a fetish no one has every heard about before. Before you try, consider the thousands who have gone before you. You have some stiff competition and the pun is intended. Phone sex is all about having fun. Don't lose sight of that fact. More pointedly, phone sex is all about you having fun. It is going to cost you some money but what the hell doesn't?

There is no need to go broke, however. Put a clock or timing devise where you can see it. I use a cheap egg timer. After talking to the operator you will know the per minute cost of the call. Estimate how much of your disposable income you can dispose off and set the egg timer accordingly. When it goes off make sure that you go off damn soon after that

2006-07-25 12:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Depends on if you want to do it professionally or just to turn on your boyfriend. I thought pros would have some coaching. If you just want to turn on a friend, if you know their tastes and preferences, try to build up some good story around that. If not, just think of the sexiest things you like and talk about that. Years ago, when we were apart, my girlfriend and I would build up what we were talking about and usually end up mutually masturbating if our roomies weren't in. If one was, the other would do the act and make the other crazy by just being able to listen.

2006-07-25 12:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by Carl S 4 · 0 0

,Depends on the size of your wu hu. If its little and tight, use a cute cellular. Be sure to set it on vibrate. If its a big box you may have to use one of those old school black phones.

2006-07-25 12:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by bigbob2 2 · 0 0

lube it up and insert. That's pretty much it. If you're using a cell you might lose reception in there. You might want to set your ringer on vibrate and call yourself from a landline. let us know how it goes.

2006-07-25 12:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by gunga_gungalunga 3 · 0 0

u just get on the phone and tell the guy how u want to do him and he tells u and trust me if u do it right it works

2006-07-25 12:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by ~Green eyes~ 1 · 0 0

You have to talk a guy through it by telling him about stuff that turns him on and its important to participate yourself. Thats even HOTTER.

2006-07-25 12:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by LordzAbove 2 · 0 0

I wouldnt have sex with a phone thats gross.
But you should wash it first.
I would ask a doctor.

2006-07-25 12:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lilly K 4 · 0 0

Use a phone.

2006-07-25 13:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ozone 4 · 0 0

just talk bedroom talk-on the phone. say things about how strong he is and how good he makes you feel.

2006-07-25 12:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by sinned 7 · 0 0

First, are you a boy or a girl? It is important to know this, or else I can't help you.

provide more detail.

2006-07-25 12:34:46 · answer #11 · answered by Tim S 1 · 0 0

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