make me laugh... i command you!!!
2006-07-25 05:24:49 · 23 answers · asked by Friendly Neighbor 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You must watch Kung Pao...Enter the Fist.
Nyaaaagh.
2006-07-25 05:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by Mike S 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where Is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2006-07-25 21:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world isnt evil, but the govement is. Greed and power makes them forget about the people who serve there food pump there gas and take care of there kids. Most average people are just going through there life hoping to find love or happeness.
2006-07-25 12:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Randy43sm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just picture Edna Bambrick riding a flatulent, braying donkey while trying to eat an entire cheesecake with one hand and steer the donkey with the other.
2006-07-25 12:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's There?
The Interrupting Cow
The Intterupting Co...
MOOOOOOO!!!!
2006-07-25 12:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Will the Thrill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch "Life of Brian" or "Meaning of Life" or just about anythinhg else by Monty Python. You'll realize how pointless life is but you'll be too busy laughing to care.
2006-07-25 12:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by ohevshalomel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why it took Moses 40 years to travel an 11 days trip? Because he would not stop and ask for directions!@
2006-07-25 12:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just check this out : http://www.xhollywood.com/funny/videos/c/206/Bush-Blooper.html
Guaranteed to get u out of a depression deeper than the Grand Canyon!
2006-07-25 12:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just imagine all of the guys who've hurt you being squashed inside a trash compactor.
2006-07-25 12:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by gemone523 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy. Just frown like normal, and then hang upside down like a bat. Everyone will see you smiling.
2006-07-25 15:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋