usually its kids but not always cme on spill the beans on ur nearest and dearest
2006-07-25 05:23:30 · 19 answers · asked by gerald_kelly2004 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At the door when my wife opens the door... she asks "you're back?"... and i cant help but reply... "No, I'm still in office... you are imagining me"
2006-07-25 05:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Monty Python and the Holy Grail... the scene where they are trying to convince the crowd that a woman is a witch. One man says 'she turned me into a newt' (obviously not a newt) a man in the crowd asks 'a newt?' and the guy says ' I got Betta' OMG.. When I herd that they way they said it the first time I laughed like I never laughed before (guess you had to be there)
2006-07-25 05:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by Titzen_Ash_23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe not the funniest Ive ever heard but it rates. My friends mom was asking about the new guy she was dating and asked what he did my friend said he's an Orthopedic surgeon. Her mom said "ohh so he's a foot doctor? She said no. Mom asked ohh so he's a dentist? No again. Her last guess made me lose it " So then what is he a butt doctor? I swear she gets high and if not then she needs to! One of those I guess you had to be there but it still makes me laugh.
2006-07-25 05:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman". some cigar smoking saxophone playing honest to goodness president of the united states of America. And he wouldn't lie to millions of people worldwide now would he ?. I mean this guy has visited Ireland and walked amongst the saints of our nation.
He did help Cuba's economic recovery in his promotion for their cigars, so he can't be all that bad.
2006-07-25 07:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by michaelnangle2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend and I were sitting in a bar one day. This really hot guy came in and my friend tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Mark" to get my attention so that I would see the guy, as he was just my type. The guy looks around and walks out. I asked my friend, "What did you say to make him leave?" He looked at me coldly and without missing a beat replied: your name.
ROFLMAO!
2006-07-25 05:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i had to sit there for bout 20 mins while my boyfriend explained how if you didnt blink you WILL die???? i know. when he finally realised that what he had said was kinda stupid. so he demanded he was right cause if you dont blink your eyes will dry up you'll go blind walk into the road and get hit by a bus! i burst into a laughing fit.
2006-07-25 05:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets show them who's boss even when they r kids
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that sentence that Mary popin says a dilly doshus or something
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as Stella vista baby
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on doctor who you will be exterminated
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bolux
and also
my friend said in english "shitting paragrahs out of my ****"
2006-07-26 01:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Chesh » 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"about as useful as a c*ck-flavoured lolly pop"
"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, if you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball"
~ Dodgeball, a True Underdog Story.
my friends and I like to use these in all conversations, relevant or not.
2006-07-25 07:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by MRSA+ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my ex hubby sayin - sorry!!!! i still really love u!!! she meant nothing to me!!!! well, if she meant nothin 2 him - why did he go there in the first place???? i got last laff tho, i trashed his van, deleted all hes mobile numbers, and threw the slimy git on the trash heap......next to the trash he was carryin on with....good riddance to bad rubbish!!!! lol :-)
2006-07-25 07:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by little_hen_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CONUTNUT & BABANA & PAYAYA instead of the usual coconut, banana & papaya respectively... hahahaa
2006-07-25 06:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by [ whoadarecares ] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When somone asks you a yes or no question, you answer it with "Does a cat have an ***"?
2006-07-25 05:30:37 · answer #11 · answered by bride2be 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋