15. when in charge, ponder. when in trouble, delegate. when in doubt, mumble
16. no good deed goes unpunished
17. whenever a system becomes completley refined, some damn fool disvovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition
18. nothing is ever accomplished by a resonable man
19. when all else fail, read the instructions
20. you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cant fool your mom
21. the amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely eaual to the lenght of time already spent on it
22. when things just cant possibly get any worse, they will
23. man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on
24. all probabilities are 50%. either a thing will happen or it wont. this is especially true when dealing with someone youre attracted to
2006-07-25 05:19:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got more coming
2006-07-25 05:19:28 · update #1
Thats gotta be the best compilation of life fundas (thats Indian-English for philosophies!) I've ever come across! Kudos!
Hey, wait a minute! Arent u the same dude who asked the "U know u're a bore to everyone when=" question?
Major step up!
Keep 'em coming!
2006-07-25 05:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol the fooling your mom one is right on it lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-25 12:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was go when is the rest coming
2006-07-25 12:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by poohbear_200038 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋