Whats the most hilarious thing your child has ever said?

Answer 1

I was making egg salad a while back and my 3 year old looks at the plate where I was mixing all the ingredients together and she says, "What are ya screwin up there, Mommy?" It was hilarious!

Answer 2

My son is almost 2.5 and he's been picking up words from me, his stepdad and most the soldiers that come into our home. Well we went to applebee's for dinner and about half an hour before we left this really sweet, cute waitress noticed austin and was being really nice to him. Well she walked by and he got her attention. THen he asked the worst question he could have ever said.. He asked if she would **** him... my face went red and my husband and friend ended up cracking up... the waitress was laughing and turning bright red. When we left she gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and told him maybe if he was about 20 years older.. LOLz

Answer 3

I don't know if this is the most hilarious thing he ever said, but it sure made me laugh hard.

I made him go to bed early for trying to tackle his baby brother. He then threw a horrible temper tantrum. So I was in his room sitting against the door to keep him from going downstairs.

He went into his closet at one point, apparently to figure out how to get out of his room.

And I asked, "Why are you in your closet? There is no secret passage in there, you know."

He put his head out of the closet and yelled, "Because you won't let me go downstairs, you big MAMA!!"

I laughed until tears ran down my face.

Answer 4

I don't have children yet but a friend of mine told me something the other day that her 2 1/2 year old son said to her. They had just watched 'Finding Nemo' (he calls it Meemo) twice & afterwards he ended up asking her for lunch in whale like Dory does. I was laughing sooo hard when she did the impression of him.

Answer 5

My 4 year old walked up to his teacher on a day I was dropping him off at pre-school. He said hello when she addressed him, then he asked her to "pull my finger."
She complied, and he farted a man sized fart that nearly everyone in the room stopped to see where it came from. I died laughing. How could I be mad at him after that, it was hilarious.
My wife, who also happened to be there that morning, was not as impressed at the time, but got a good laugh out of it after the fact.

Answer 6

One Thanksgiving Day, we had a large group of family members over to eat, sitting at the table my 3 yr old asks in a rather annoyed and loud voice "Where's my Fork & Spoon!" everybody stopped and just looked at her, then me,and when I realized as well as everybody else she didn't say what we THOUGHT we heard- Everybody cracked up! At first we thought she said -Where's my F--n spoon. HA

Answer 7

When my daughter was about 6 yrs old...she loved the cartoon the Fox and the Hound. The fox's name is Todd. At the time she had a teacher who always talked about her fiance. His name is Todd. When she told the class they were getting married, my daughter piped up in amazement.."Oh! Are you marrying a fox?"
Since then we call the teacher Mrs. Fox.

Answer 8

Afew years ago, my then 3 year old daughter was angry about being sent to her room (for being bold) and as she stomped up the stairs to her room she was saying "you're a big fat ugly warthog and I hate you". I had to hide the laughter when telling her she just added another 10 mintues to her sentence.

Answer 9

My daughter came home from fifth grade and told me that one of the "lunch ladies" saved a little boys life. He was choking on a hot dog and she did the "Heimlich Remover" to get it out of him. I laughed until tears ran down my cheeks.

We still call it the "Heimlich Remover" to this day and she is a sophmore in college.

Answer 10

My son was trying to prolong bedtime and kept asking for more drinks of water and when I finally told him enough was enough he looked up with a pitiful face and said but mom my taste buds are out of juice