Three merceneries were sent to a tribe in Africa but the chief was angry. "We do not like people trying to change our religion, i will give you a test and if you fail it I will kill you. Go into the jungle and bring back ten of one type of fruit." So the three of them went off into the jungle and the first came back with ten bananas. "Now," Said the cheif. "You must push all of the fruit up your bum without making a single sound or i will kill you." After about three bananas the man could not do it and was killed. The second came back with ten cherries and the cheif told him what he had to do. The man was very pleased that he had chosen such a small fruit but after 5 cherries he burst out laughing and was killed. The man went to heaven and met the first mercenery there who asked him, "I thought you were going to do it then, why did you laugh?" And the second replied. "I just saw the third mercenery coming back with ten pinneapples!"
2006-07-25 04:26:06 · 23 answers · asked by pippiedooda 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lamo rofl ome that was funny i give it a 10+
2006-07-25 04:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by lil_devil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-07-25 11:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-07-25 11:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by starcow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a great joke... 7 out of 10
and there is such things as Mercenaries, Midwest...
mer·ce·nar·y
1. Motivated solely by a desire for monetary or material gain.
2. Hired for service in a foreign army.
2006-07-25 11:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 i say 8+
2006-07-25 12:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke I give you a 7
2006-07-25 11:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by Adri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke I give you a 8.
2006-07-25 22:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny. 5 no 7
2006-07-25 11:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10 but I already new another version with watermelons...
2006-07-25 11:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, yeh pretty good, but heard similar before. 6/10
2006-07-25 11:54:38 · answer #10 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋