I am currently shopping for an afterlife benefit packages, necessities include cable, heated pool and or Jacuzzi, some distance away from Jesus, i hear he can be a real party pooper..doesn't need to include 72 Virgin, i'm a women i prefere shopping center..and im not a fan of white carpet so i would prefer not to be floating on a cloud. streams of milk and honey can attrack flies, you can minus that also..so if you hear anything let me know..
PS..hell isnt an option..my cell phone doesnt pick up signals below sea level..
2006-07-25 04:12:05 · 20 answers · asked by Black 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO...whatever it is..when you find it let me know
I so can't live without my cable..
oh and to the others..your gonna burn in hell for telling people their gonna burn in hell..losers..
ML..that wasn't very JEUSUSY
can't you people take a joke.sheesh
2006-07-25 04:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by MotherNature 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are making light of what could be a very serious question. You are obviously either very Young or very immature. I would suggest that you get a bible and ask God seriously what to do. All the things that you are making light of and saying you need are material things. When you've lived through something as catastrophic as 911 or Hurricane Katrina (like I did), then lost a parent to cancer( like I just did), you will be happy to have the strength that comes from faith in Jesus. Good luck and God bless you, I will be praying for you.
2006-07-25 11:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Islam is not a new religion, but the same truth that God revealed through all His prophets to every people. For a fifth of the world's population, Islam is both a religion and a complete way of life. Muslims follow a religion of peace, mercy, and forgiveness, and the majority have nothing to do with the extremely grave events which have come to be associated with their faith.
Islam is a beautiful religion; I am a convert. i came from Christianity.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9184353144432289069&q=islam
2006-07-25 11:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I invite you to visit these sites
www.sultan.org
www.myislamweb.com/
www.geocities.com/wisamzaqoot
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In Islam Jesus (pbuh) is not God and not the son of God. Jesus (pbuh) is a Holy Prophet just like the Prophets Abraham (pbuh), Noah (pbuh), Moses (pbuh) and Mohammed (pbuh). God is one, pure, and clean from all defects. He is the only one worthy of worship. He has no beginning nor does he have an end. He has no partner. The earth, sky, stars, sun, everything was created by him alone, and he is the master of all things. He has the ability to make a person rich or poor. He gives things life and death by his command. He is pure from and relations e.g. Father, mother, son, daughter, etc. He does not have face or body and nothing is like Him, he is free from any position or place.
2006-07-25 11:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by wisam z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their is no right religion, their is only salvation through Jesus christ and religion is not what is going to save or take you to heaven, if you dont want gods promises that he give you then all i can do is pray that you dont end up in the hottest jacuzzi for the rest of your life .
2006-07-25 11:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by adb6311 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I know you probably don't want to hear about Christianity, but I'll tell you anyway.
Heaven a place without sorrow. There will be eternal sunlight and streets paved with gold. There will be know boredom in heaven. Heaven is described as so glorious that we will forget about our life on this earth when we see it/enter it.
2006-07-25 11:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny. But if you are really looking for a religion just find something that compliments (not completes) you and something that agrees with your own personal morals. And do not be afraid to ask questions of people. And beware, if it feels like a cult it is!
2006-07-25 11:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by supa_wmn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
Look around you, see the two POWERS at work in this world.
GOOD and EVIL
These two powers are at work inside you.
YOU have the option to choose which power you want to follow?
Yes, GOD has given YOU that choice.
YOU = GOOD or EVIL! THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND !
Now you have read these words, you have to make the choice.
GOOD = Peace in your soul and mind and HEAVEN.
EVIL = Unrest in your soul and mind and HELL.
WHICH WILL IT BE?
If at this moment, you chose God, then I urge you to e-mail me.
If at this moment, you chose Satin, my prayers go out for you.
bobthehandyman1212@yahoo.com
2006-07-25 12:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Bingo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one and only one right religion for you: FSM - your life will never be the same once you join, although the actual benefits package both here and hereafter is a little skimpy.
2006-07-25 11:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christianity.jesus died for our sins so accpet him as your personal savior.
Islam has the 72 virgin stuff. just think about the 72 mother in laws. Aren't they gonna fight over who's daughter you're gonna do it with?
2006-07-25 11:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For more info
join my group to learn more about Islam
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/newmuslim/
The best Islamic sites
http://islamtomorrow.com/
http://www.thetruereligion.org
BestWishes
Your brother in humanity
2006-07-25 15:17:17 · answer #11 · answered by BeHappy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋