I dont mean all trees in general but just one particular tree. I am in love with a Douglas Fir growing behind the house. I have made sweet love to this tree before. I love climbing through its branches while completely nude. I normaly grab hold of a tree limb and basicly dry hump it until I am raw. Is this unsual behavior in a human being. Am I a freak of nature? (no pun intended) Are there any type of STD that can be received after humping a tree limb?
2006-07-25 03:44:52 · 19 answers · asked by !@#$ (formerly Ralph M) 2 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
Oh my gosh, you have a problerm that is messed up.
2006-07-25 03:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are not wrong as long as that tree loves you back.
I should warn you though, I've heard a few things about your Douglas Fir. It's been around the block a few times if you know what I mean. They can really be nasty wh*res, so watch your back.
2006-07-25 10:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ralley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There shouldn't be any STD from humping a tree limb. Good luck with that.
2006-07-25 10:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by RedCloud_1998 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tree should be STD-free unless another person (who may have contracted STDs) decides to hump the tree!
2006-07-25 11:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can i be you friend , i make love to tree to my Lisa is a Douglas fir too, but my all time favorite a cherry tree.
2006-07-25 10:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by powernewfie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get a woody with this tree, then you definitely have a problem.
As the twig is bent, the tree is inclined. Are you prepared to properly nurture all the sapplings?---a douggie fir can produce a lot of sapplings, you know.
2006-07-25 10:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't call it "love", it's much more of an infatuation. but it sure is strange. i think you're getting off more to the fact you are exposed and the tree is just the unfortunate recipient of your wiles. trees don't carry STD's... but you might get an infection from any cuts on your "you know what"
2006-07-25 10:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by misterlyle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you worried about splinters on or in sensitive parts? I'd guess that'd be the biggest "STD" to worry about off a tree.
2006-07-25 10:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freak of Nature?Probably ,but arent we all?
STD ? Dont think so .
Hey , hump all you have to as long as its not a human I dont think anyone would mind ..........except the tree ...............maybe
2006-07-25 13:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by suiki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that you use appropriate grammar and punctuation. So you're an intelligent weirdo. Love the trees. Just don't LOVE the trees.
2006-07-25 11:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by reyza2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are a dendrophiliac
a person that has sex with trees. Just be careful if you go hump a rose bush
2006-07-25 10:49:00 · answer #11 · answered by jack_daniels 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋