2006-07-25 03:37:14 · 59 answers · asked by rossalexander197666 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
An angle?? I'd question that. An angel would be far more likely ...
(If you're married, why is she a virgin? Are you having a little difficulty in the bedroom maybe?)
2006-07-25 03:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
14 year old wife???
Where do you live? She is a child!
Im sure you know that she can only be pregnant if she has had sex with a man. If you love her support her, its not the child's fault.
Im guessing this question seeks to find the response that Joseph would have got today if he asked about Marys pregnancy.
Fortunately in this day and age teenage pregnancy and pregnancy outside marriage is commonplace and mother and babe are supported by most societies. In Israel 2000 years ago it was a stoneable offence. Mary risked her life when she said yes to God
2006-07-25 03:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, ok...
1) What are you doing marrying a 14yr old, you paedophilic cradle snatcher?!
2) Angles don't usually impregnate
3) Calling her a 'sl*t' is not going to get you anywhere
4) She's probably traumatised enough by the prospect of childbirth
2006-07-25 04:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by hasina_ghani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's highly unlikely that an angel did so, but you can pray and if it's true then an angel will tell you it was. (Bible) 1. 14-years-old! That's not even legal-- here in the US anyway. You could also tell is she's a s*lut by having a doctor check to see if her hymen is still there becuase after Mary had Jesus, she was still a virgin... But that's god's way.
2006-07-25 03:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by That-BAM!-girl! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe what u want and how have you got a 14 year old wife ? ask her biology teacher 2 explain a few things 2 her?
2006-07-25 03:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by PARADOX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reflex reaction to this, and I don't mean to be obtuse, but it may cause you acute embarassment to know that an angle can't impregnate anything :o) They are however well known for meeting at corners to discuss the varying degrees in a situation :o)
2006-07-25 03:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by Paul B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Joseph,
I think your "virgin wife" may have been having an affair with your protractor behind your back.
I don't wish to be obtuse, and I think that when the baby comes it will be acute one.
Trust the lady & keep taking the tablets.
Yours,
Gabriel,
(ps, can you tell the Mrs to meet me round the back of the stable about 8pm tonight? TA!)
2006-07-25 03:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by jedi_reverend_daade_selei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have a 14 year old wife?
2006-07-25 03:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by mistymeadoww 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smells like BS in the air.
Her name wouldn't be Mary would it?
1 shes not a virgin.
2 shes not your wife coz she's only 14.
3 angel not angle? angles aren't straight! hahaha
2006-07-25 03:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Rob G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are you married to a 14 year old? More importantly, why are you married to a 14 year old. Even more importantly, do you not understand that if you use obscene language, you'll just get your questions deleted?
2006-07-25 05:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by ChrisJFraser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋