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Whales go to whale heaven and whaling ship captains go to whaling ship captain heaven. duh...

2006-07-25 03:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Link 5 · 1 0

Remember in Genesis where it talks about a firmament between the waters? Well, there's an ocean in the sky for the whales.

2006-07-25 10:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

The whales will leave with the dolphins ... they are all more intelligent than we. The captains will then resort to piracy and dedicate their lives to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2006-07-25 10:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0 0

to the whale weigh station to wait to see if they are the right size to enter whale heaven ?
sorry couldnt resist , known that joke since i was 2 and never found the right time to use it lol

2006-07-25 10:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Peace 7 · 0 0

Some believe animals will be raptured. The captains will be if they know Jesus.

2006-07-25 10:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

Ecclesiastes 3:21 should explain it.

2006-07-25 12:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by Charles T 2 · 0 0

There is no rapture. You are confused.

2006-07-25 10:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by LP S 6 · 0 0

I didn't know animals were going too, I'll miss them.

2006-07-25 10:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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