2006-07-25 03:18:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
How does one "accidently" pick a booger out of one's nose?
I think the proper, etiquettish thing to do is to politely excuse yourself from the table, go into the study, and shoot yourself in the head for digging for nose gold at the dinner table.
Dude, seriously: ew.
2006-07-25 03:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by arcayne_1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-25 22:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it home with you immediately. The fact that your finger was anywhere near your nose is enough of an embarrassment that you should immediately leave the party. Having a booger only makes it worse. Leave now, and never see those people again.
2006-07-25 03:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by zartsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all how do you "Accidently" pick a booger. The proper thing would be to eat it so that it doesnt get on anything there.
2006-07-25 03:21:42 · answer #4 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about daydreaming! I guess if you "accidentally" stuck gold while mining (and if by some stroke of luck that no-one actually saw you in the act!) that you should discreetly make yuor way to the nearest restroom and dispose of the "nugget" properly - i.e in a tissue. Make sure to wash your hands!
2006-07-25 03:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat it :) ah haha joking of course. I'd say the proper thing to do is wipe it off on a napkin then go wash your hands
2006-07-25 04:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't be picking your nose in public anyway---excuse yourself from the table, use a tissue, and get rid of it!
2006-07-25 03:21:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROLL IT UP INTO THE SHAPE OF A PEA, THEN WHEN THE MAIN COURSE COMES OUT, FLICK IT INTO THE PILE OF PEAS - AND HOPE NO ONE NOTICES.
IF YOU SOIL YOUR PANTS BY ACCIDENT - THEN REPEAT THESE STEPS BUT USE THE GRAVY BOWL TO DISPOSE OF THE RESIDUE
2006-07-26 01:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by trouble_gum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're either digging or not digging, can't be an accident. But, once you have it out, stick it to the bottom of the table.
2006-07-25 03:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat it, but offer it to others first. You did say dinner party didn't you?
2006-07-25 03:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by Tunasandwich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋