what do you do if you find a trumpet in your garden?
Root a toot.
I know its quite lame but its funny to me!
2006-07-25 03:05:24 · 26 answers · asked by RACHEL 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Root a toot'
For some is cute
But it won't make you
Lots of loot
So if you're writing
Jokes for money
Please, dear Rachel
Make them funny.
2006-07-25 03:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Da Whispering Genius 4 · 14⤊ 3⤋
Yeah...i like...specially because it reminds me of a day my brother and i were fishing off a small boat in the harbour, and we drifted and the fish were biting..and we did not notice we were right in the ships channel, untill this loud horn sounded right near us.... a huge ship was near, bearing down on us , and us in this small little boat, and my brother picked up a fish that had gone dry in the sun, it's mouth was open and looked like a trumpet...and he put the fishes tail by his mouth , with the trumpet forward, and said..." Root a toot yourself mate....move before we ram you....!!!"
i was laughing so much, i battled to get the motor started.....
Thanks for reminding me...LOL...
2006-07-25 10:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a tooter of flute
Who tutored two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
2006-07-25 03:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very lame. Not just quite!
2006-07-25 03:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Folded Paper Figures 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you like it its totally lame not quite lame totally lame.
2006-07-25 03:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by orangeauburngirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get the joke off a lollypop stick?
2006-07-25 03:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by loki_mcbedlam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's my kinda joke!
Here's my favorite...
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Philip Philop
2006-07-25 03:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by vegasistrapped 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do YOU thinK THIS is funny?
How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How come?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
2006-07-25 03:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-07-25 03:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by nya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see how you find it funny. I would after a couple of beers...
2006-07-25 03:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame?!u're kidding me.it's one of the funniest things i've ever heard!seriously!
2006-07-25 03:20:25 · answer #11 · answered by aqua_hogcodes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋