It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!" Betty says,
"Well, make sure you're home by 10, so I won't worry." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys.. 11 o'clock... 12 o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys?" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys?
What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!"
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2006-07-25 02:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/21/06 Survivor, Texas Style I was under the weather so jokes a little backed up!
2006-07-25 02:50:43 · update #1
I really love that one, attaboy Willy!!!!
Yea!!!
Glad your feelin' better dear;)
2006-07-25 15:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
What ur sister has 2 do is circulate away those females on my own and whilst they attempt 2 talk 2 her forget approximately them. those instructors are in simple terms as undesirable because of the fact the girls in the event that they are not listening 2 ur sister. as quickly as the girls does not touch ur sister there is not any issue yet whilst they do ur mom desires 2 circulate to a guy or woman in a greater physically powerful place and make a criticism.
2016-12-10 14:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you probably heard this but all your fans maybe didn't;
The gig was over and the blues club was almost deserted. the grizzled old tenor sax man was relaxing, having a drink, when a gorgeous redhead came in thru the door. she walked over to the musician, looked deep into his eyes...
"i heard you play earlier tonight, but after i left i just had to come back and tell you that you touched my soul. every note you played reached me in a personal and emotional way that i haven't felt in years. i want to take you home with me, cook for you, pamper you, and make love until we're both exhausted."
the musician met her gaze , then asked,
"did you catch the first or the second set?"
2006-07-25 05:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... that took me a while
2006-07-25 05:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Oh, yes, indeedy. LOL. LOL.
2006-07-25 10:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, Stupid old (ex)virgin!
2006-07-25 04:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-07-25 02:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.....
2006-07-25 03:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋