2006-07-25 02:34:41 · 12 answers · asked by Derek J 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know, I'm surprised, I though I would get more of a negative answer for this one....
2006-07-25 03:06:28 · update #1
Hi,
Just a note to the wise is sufficient. If you don't believe in God then that is one thing, but if you mock God then He will deal with you severely.
Bob
2006-07-25 06:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Bingo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The evangelicals would not be able to screw in the the lightbulb. They would just pray for God to do it for them. If the bulb still wasn't in after the praying, they'd rationalize a reason as to why nothing happened.
2. None - Lightbulbs are a form of technology. Technology is related to science. Evangelicals don't believe in science.
2006-07-25 02:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are we always screwing in lightbulbs anyway? Why can't they just fit into place and have a locking tab? Wierd.
I like Danielle's answer ... very amusing.
2006-07-25 02:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lightbulbs are the result of science and therefore evil. So - zero.
Right?
2006-07-25 02:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cannot be done. They are all in Afrika and Mid-East trying to convert islamic idiots to christian cra-p. And those folks do not have working electric.
2006-07-25 02:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They try to convince the light bulb to change itself."
2006-07-25 02:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes one of us. How many do you need to help you?
2006-07-25 02:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole congregation because they have to pray about it first.
2006-07-25 02:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see the light.
2006-07-25 02:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them can - it is not mentioned in the Bible !
2006-07-25 02:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋