I think I think I have stomach cancer. How do I open myself up and I get it out? I don't have insurance so I can't go to a doctor. Thanks!
2006-07-25 01:27:14 · 18 answers · asked by angrysandwichguy2006 3 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Cancer
I seen a $19.95 surgery kit made in North Korea for sale in one of the swap meets here.
The dude sellin' these kits even offered one to bring home and try for free.
Sucker.
I've gone into business doing even lipo (if you don't mind my french) suction; when he calls to ask what happened I pretend I'm my senile uncle.
2006-07-25 01:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I would make sure I had cancer first by at least getting screened at a doctor's office. That would be a shame to get all in there and figure out nothing's wrong. Also, you would want to sterilize EVERYTHING! I would leave it to the professionals. If you are doped up enough to not be in excruciating pain from slicing open your stomach...you wouldn't be functional to perform the surgery! Let a licensed professional handle that...you'll also get some sweet painkillers...you won't remember the first three or four days post-op!
2006-07-25 01:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by embem171 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think you have cancer? You may be so wrong. Go to you local hospital and talk with financial screening or a social worker. They will help you apply for the help you need. If you can't wait and you are in pain go to the emergency room. You can't be turned away for not having insurance. You are not thinking clearly because of your fears. You do need to get the right care. Think positive, you need a doctor to check you out before you start to worry.
2006-07-25 09:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't afford a doctor.
go to you local con-artist I mean witch-doctor. He/she(edevil) will make you belieave the they performed the surgery without even cutting you open as you watch you cancer bleed away in the form of a fetal dog filled with ketchup.
have fun... :)
2006-07-25 01:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so scary is shivers my skin
YOU CANT DO SURGERY ON YOUR SELF
1. you will feel pain up to the point you faint
2. if you lose to much blood when you are awake you may die
3. you will have to bend to sew your self which may upset some organs and start a chain reaction
4.get some doc buddys to help you
2006-07-25 01:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by x_cybernet_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to any Emergency Room and explain your problem. They will take care of you, even without insurance.
2006-07-25 01:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by pondering_it_all 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have no insurance, and avoid doctors the way you do, how do you know what you have is cancer?
2006-07-25 03:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you just pregnant ; )
try jumping on 1 leg, it might falls out what ever it might be
fisting is an other way, it works no mater if you a guy or a girl
(i love your questions) : )
2006-07-25 15:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by siiix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go the ER, they have programs they can hook you up with. How do you know you have cancer?
2006-07-25 05:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by dulcern4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully
2006-07-25 01:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋