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like if i said, "I HATE GOD N HE SUCKS!!!" would he try to kill me?

2006-07-25 01:19:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

i dont really think he sucks im just talkin here

2006-07-25 01:20:28 · update #1

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Yes, God shoots lightning bolts from his finger tips.

God doesn't "try" to kill people. If God wants you dead, then you will get dead.

Not necessarily with a lightning bolt. Most of the time He just gives you cancer or times it so that a truck will hit you or a bullet.

But when God is in a bad mood and the weather gets stormy, don't be fool enough to wander around in the rain mumbling about God sucking. It will be ZAP time, for sure.

2006-07-25 01:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Doctor Hand 4 · 1 0

God would have no reason to punish anyone in that way right now, including all the people that are saying very very wrong things on this site. They will all be judged down the road, and potentially subject to a fate far worse than a lightning bolt. The good news is, is that God is incredibly forgiving, and will still try to reveal himself to you until the day of judgement

2006-07-25 01:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by gplay2001 3 · 0 0

duckphup hahah funny.

Now the best thing to do is tested for yourself, nothing better than scientific proof of something like that, Just make sure u are covered completely in rubber , that way you will be able to reattempt your experiment many times without being killed. With enough data, you can submit your research to a journal of science for publication.

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2006-07-25 02:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well Since God is God, you wouldnt need to say it to be killed , as he would know what you think. Besides that if this had a standard convincing, theoretically proven answers to such questions, we wouldnt have atheists and agnostics.

2006-07-25 01:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by rickashe 4 · 0 0

God does not "try" to kill people. If he wants them dead they are dead. But that is not his style. He will not overpower evil. He lets evil fester so all can see evil is wrong.

2006-07-25 01:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by SEOplanNOW.com 7 · 0 0

He wouldnt kill you but you would probally suffer in your after life if you didnt start following Jesus.

2006-07-25 01:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by redskins915 2 · 0 0

No... that's Thor that does that. However, Thor does contract work for Yahweh and Jesus, so you could still be in trouble.

2006-07-25 01:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't make god go gansta on yo' A**. He'll bust a cap in you so big, yo' momma will feel it

2006-07-25 01:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a vivid imagination you have there!!

2006-07-25 01:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by georgia1980 5 · 0 0

no. I flip that queer off all the time and he doesn't do anything.

2006-07-25 01:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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