Sean Connery : Sh'ai fabrique un arche, ah, Dieu. Vous voulez quelque-chose de?
James Mason : Qui, je voulaih un arche...
SC : Esh-que, ah, vous voulez shuh couchez avec moi?
JM : Je suis ishi depuis, ah douzhe ans.
2006-07-25 00:52:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
Holy. That is Wierd. Im french and that looks like awful french. But it might be something related to French.
Sean Connery: I Made an "arche?" Ah God Would you like any thing of... (Thats what I see)
James Mason: Who I wanted an "Arche" (I suppose thats Ark? Arc?)
Sc: Do you, ah, all want to..sleep with me"
JM: I am here since twelve years. (Old? or just years?)
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Just saying if you go to France with that kindof speech and dialect, theyr'e gonna look at you, really funny.
Hope I ve helped.
2006-07-25 00:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Naomi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sean Connery : He has made a coffer, ah, God. Do you want anything?
James Mason : Yes, I would like an coffer...
SC : Do you want to lie down with me?
JM : I have been here for twelve years.
I think this can be the translation, but some of the words you have put doesn't exist, I have made the translation about what I think you mean:
Sean Connery : Il a fabriqué un arche, ah, Dieu. Vous voulez quelque-chose de?
James Mason : Qui, je voudrais un arche...
SC : Es-que, ah, voulez-vous vous couchez avec moi?
JM : Je suis ici depuis, ah douze ans.
2006-07-25 09:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by esther c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery: J'ai fabrigue un arc= I made an arch, oh God.Do you want some/something of?
James Mason:Oui=Yes, I want an arch...
SC:Est-que, ah, vous voulez coucher avec moi? = Do you want to sleep with me?
JM:Je suis ici depuis des douzes ans = I'm here since 12 years.
I just hope that will help you...
2006-07-26 02:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by ai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason the French is ‘bad’ is because it's suppose to represent Sean Connery's accent. It looks to me like something from an Eddie Izzard sketch – he often performs in French and has a routine which involves Sean Connery as Noah building an ark, with God played by James Mason. Eddie does all the voices himself – badly.
2006-07-25 08:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Widsith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery : I have made an arch, ah, God. Do you want something from ?
James Mason : Yes, I wanted an arch...
SC : Do you want to, ah, sleep with me ?
JM : I've been here for 12 years.
-> French is my mother tongue. As you can see, this didn't mean anything !
2006-07-25 12:00:01 · answer #5 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Sh' have factory an arch, ah, God. You want some-thing of?
2) Who, I voulaih an arch.
3) Esh-that, ah, you want shuh sleep with me?
4) I am ishi since, ah douzhe years
lol, g*d bless babelfish! I think some of the French you put in originally was dodgy, not forgetting babel... the last two sentences sound rather dodgy, icky dodgy... anyhoo... whatever
2006-07-25 11:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by hasina_ghani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally made up dialogue with Sean Connery asking James Mason if he wants to sleep with him, and James mason saying he has been there for 12 years. First two lines don't fit the second
SC: I am making and arch(?), oh, God, You want something?
JM: Yes (think it should be Oui), I would like an arch
SC: Would, er, you like to sleep with me?
JM: I have been here for twelve years
2006-07-25 08:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Paul B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery: Sh' have factory an arch, ah, God. You want some-thing of?
James Mason: Who, I voulaih an arch…
SC: Esh-that, ah, you want shuh sleep with me?
JM: I am ishi since, ah douzhe years.
Thats all i could get out of it.
2006-07-25 08:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by jemaple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like part of Eddie Izzard's Ark bit from 'Glorious'. Sean Connery plays Noah and James Mason plays God, because those are the two people Eddie Izzard can impersonate. In French as well, apparently. Can't translate it into something that makes much sense, though.
2006-07-25 08:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by ThePeter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an Eddie Izzard stand up routine about God having the voice of James Mason and Sean Connery as Noah building his Ark.
2006-07-25 08:02:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋