Is it OK to smash my finger with a hammer?

Question

I am obsessed with smashing my left pointer finger with a hammer. Is it OK?

Answer 1

Many people will probably think that you have a psychological problem. That's because they're not familiar with the ancient Arawak secret of finger "fatting."

When Columbus first encountered the Arawak, a tribe that inhabited the Outter Antilles Islands, he was amazed at the sophistication of their culture. They not only had streets paved with crushed shells, but also crossing guards stationed at every intersection.

Their homes, made largely of tropical vines and petroleum byproducts, were small, but comfortable. Columbus wrote that he got his best night's sleep in an Arawak hut-hut. (His bed was made from softened figernails, covered with the hide of a manatee.)

Throughout the Caribbean, the Arawak were famous for their beds. What their competitors, the Simmons Tribe and the Nation of Butiwrest, didn't know was that every Arawak would hammer on his "Ara," index finger, several times a day.

Tribes on neighboring islands referred to the Arawak as the
"finger fatteners" because of the huge finger, about the size of an Italian sausage, on their left hands. The Arawak used to address these other tribes by extending the flattened digit toward the enemy, pointed skyward. Then, they would yell, "Yeah, and your skinny-fingered mother, too."

But, despite the continued insults, the tribe just kept on whacking their ara.

Answer 2

It's not really OK to smash your finger, try putting a small stip of tape on the nail to hold it till you get it started, or switch hands.

Answer 3

cover it in about 87 rolls of tape them smash it with a hammer do it the tape numbs the finger. you should try it I AM SERIOUS.

Answer 4

Sure.
Go ahead. You have nine other fingers. Course, I accept no responsibility if you do this

Answer 5

The very fact that you asked this question means that YOU are not ok.

Answer 6

Let go to nearest psychiatry

Answer 7

oh yes , hammer that creep, nail him, file him, cut him and screw him. filthy pointer fingert it is...triksy it is my precious

Answer 8

i dont think its a very good idea to do that - doing more harm than the good that you may feel while doing it to yourself.
Please speak to a Gp about this.
Take care

Answer 9

yes, if you put it on video
videos like that sell good on the internet

next time maybe try your dick, that$ the bringer

Answer 10

go ahead, the hospital always needs more patients that think stupidly