2006-07-24 23:26:57 · 17 answers · asked by JUDAS PRIEST 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just as any great design or plan much thought and concideration must be given. This is expecially true of a well planned and thought out fart. The fart must be timed and well placed for it to have the best effect. Anyone versed in the laws of Quantum Mechanics knows that putting flame to a fart of such magnitude causes the quarks to become excited, so to answer your wonderful question, it is simply YES.
2006-07-25 00:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by boilerwill 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was a God fart really the big bang?
2006-07-25 06:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by angrysandwichguy2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, The BIG BANG, is not a theory. That was your girlfriend at the Senior Prom.
Now, We need to get these theories cleared up.
I have talked with too many of your buddies that swear this is fact by experience.
2006-07-25 06:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First and foremost, there is no such thing as "God" and what on earth posessed you to relate the Big Bang to a metaphysical being in which there is no evidence to support? We're not talking Quantum theory here, use you're head.
2006-07-25 06:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jason J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made a mistake... When god farted jesus lite a lighter at the same time.. In order to have explosion you need to have a flammable gas and a spark to light it..
FYI:
I think there was a Family Guy episode that showed that..
2006-07-25 06:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by gwad_is_a_myth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a fart that God lit. HAAA-haaa.
2006-07-25 15:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God was that funny! Yet I'd say it's as likely as anything else that's floating around. Thanks for the laugh Nelson. Haha!
2006-07-25 08:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fully!
2006-07-25 06:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by toxethh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it was a God project "make everything"And that was the moment HE SPOKE AND BANGGGGGGGGG!
2006-07-25 06:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by bungyow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no silly....... it was the fact that he lit his fart that made te bang
2006-07-25 06:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by bob marley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋