It's got to be giant crabs for me.
2006-07-24 22:12:06 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
It'd have to be Starfish. They can handle five weapons at a time, the enemy can't sneak up on them, if they're blown to smithereens they regenerate into hundreds more, and if they wear tiny metal gloves you can throw them to deadly effect.
2006-07-25 00:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Giant oversized pidgeons, air raids is a must when trying to take over the world. But they might be neutralised by dumping tonnes of seed grain in trafalgar square, oh well just a thought.
2006-07-24 22:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by themanwithnoname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giant Cheetah's
2006-07-24 22:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by bmxcollections 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've already begun. My army of seagulls and I have taken St Ives, Penzance and Falmouth. We are on our way North,
If the seagulls fail, I'll clone myself. Scorpions can survive a nuclear war.
2006-07-24 23:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah, you sound like a potential nemesis.
My plans for world domination are years in the making, and I have bred an unholy army of Badgers to take over the world and do my bidding. Led by 'Jean Claude Van Badger' the world will be mine, oh yes, the world will be mine...
2006-07-24 22:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apologies for spoiling this, but your crab army would be useless my friend. If they were attacking me I would just stand in front of them. They can only walk sidways y'see. Now.. yer average rat. Smart, biding their time in the sewers all these years, rummaging through our garbage to find our weakness. You'd have no chance.
2006-07-24 22:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Steve A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrells.
Train em to bury their little ak47's until the time is right then BLAM! All up against the wall!
Or really aggressive cats with razor sharp claws.
Plus the obligatory Seabass with lazer beams attached to thier heads.
2006-07-24 22:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To dominate the land, I would have an army of monkeys with lazer guns. I would call them my Mazers!
To rule the skies - monkeys with jet packs and lazer guns. These would be called my Flazers.
To occupy the sea - hmm, monkeys with flip flops and lazers. My Aquazers?
2006-07-24 22:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GIANT TERMITES !!
They'd tunnel in undetected and eat a whole country over night and move on to the next target , all under ground .
2006-07-25 03:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bears of course!
big, fast, incredibly strong. I cant think of any land based mammal/insect that could beat it. Ok elephants have the weight and strength, but tooooo slow. Couple of bears would rip them to bits.
Then again squirrels have those nasty nippy teeth
It's a tough call.
2006-07-24 22:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by diab963 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheep! I could live off lamb chops until my dying day (provided there's a mint bush left on the planet)
2006-07-25 03:22:34 · answer #11 · answered by Rick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋