2006-07-24 21:37:11 · 22 answers · asked by wolfy.alex 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
You can judge me in any way u want...I just asked the question for a little amusement...and I quite like the answers :P
2006-07-24 21:48:42 · update #1
to get away from the KFC!
2006-07-24 21:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it couldn't swim?
Chickens are very dumb, and they think a road is just some hard ground to cross. Mine get hit every so often. The turkey vultures come then, but they stay on the side of the road.
2006-07-25 01:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple. He wanted to be the first chicken to cross the road without being hit.
2006-07-25 03:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat fat all chicken saw some juicy,beauitful long worms on the other side of the road...But the chicken was affraid to cross the road...1 of the chickens friends got hit by a car,And the chicken buddy didn't made it...So,This smart old chicken has to figure out away to get across the road with out getting hit...now the fat old chicken has its thinking hat on his head... just wait 1 minute...Here come the fat old chicken and than chicken is flying with its fat
butt in the air and just screaming...How How do i stop these crazy things...The chicken remember the farmers little girl had a pair of roller skates, And the chicken was blowing blue smoke out of the chicken fat butt...Until this day,I have never seem a blue smoking fat butt chicken,trying sooooo hard to get to the other side...The chicken would of make it,If that damn little gray mouse,Hadn't tripped the fat butt chicken...I have never in my life seen so many feathers flying through the air...You guess it...That same old lady from Huston,Hit that poor old chicken with a fat butt...Just like the chickens friend...The chicken didn't get to eat 1 damn worm...The point of this whole story...Is stay on your own damn side...If you don't want that little old lady from Huston...To run your A*S OVER...OH,DID I TELL YOU THAT OLD LADY WAS AS CROSS EYED HAS A CAT FISH...HAHAHA
I REALLY ENJOY THIS LITTLE STORY,I JUST MADE UP...I HOPE YOU LIKE IT...HAHAHA...
YOUR FRIEND CLOWMY
2006-07-24 22:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not condone the Chicken crossing the road, but I would defend to the death, his right to Cross it!
2006-07-25 00:00:47 · answer #5 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sure you have heard this but the chicken crossed the road to PROVE TO THE OPOSSUM THAT IT COULD BE DONE! Makes more sense in some states more than others.
2006-07-24 23:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken was following the immigrants crossing the road (hint,hint)
Hmm. bad answer, maybe, funny, depends on who u are.
2006-07-24 21:43:47 · answer #7 · answered by pinoydj619 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better yet...what came first, the chicken or the egg??
haha, but to answer the question, the bugs are tastier on the other side.
(you know, the grass is always greener on the otherside..haha, well, i thought it was funny) but not really.
2006-07-24 21:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by Prytanic_Kitra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a chicken was to answer that question, he would say: "Its none of your business."
Better yet, why don't we question our actions instead of asking such trivial questions? We sin more than chickens do....
2006-07-24 21:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by NobleScarlet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get two points on Yahoo! Answers. Thanks!
Rawlyn.
2006-07-24 21:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answered this same question two days ago from someone else.
She was running away from the rooster. ( who crowed more than once that day already. )
2006-07-24 21:46:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋