A couple were at a golfing resort for their vacation. They were playing a golf when the husband accidentily hits the golfball to far and it smashes into a window. The couple go to the house and look around and they see a lamp on the ground broken. A man alks into the room and say "i am a genie, you have released me from me lamp and for that your get three wishes but in return you get one wish back." The husband says, "i want to be immortal"
"done" says the genie
"i want to never ever get sick" says the man
"done" says the genie
" I want to be famous"
"done, " says the genie, "now that you have said your wishes here is my request, you must let me sleep with your wife, i have been alone for nearl 300 years and i need a little sumthin"
So after an hour the wife and the genie are laying next to each other. The wife says "wow i cant beleive your were that good!"
the genie turns to the wife and says, "i cant beleive your husband still beleives in genies"
2006-07-24 20:42:41 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT! I reached my limit. ;[
2006-07-24 20:46:58 · update #1
Two Wives Lost in Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy: "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter--let's look for yours."
2006-07-24 20:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Andy.M.R 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Anyway, what he don't know won't hurt him. Nice one.
2006-07-24 20:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already told this one though as in i told it, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkxC..bXSPcqWjoXC4BisGPsy6IX?qid=20060715213608AAr38bd
check ya later ♥
2006-07-24 21:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one. : )
2006-07-24 21:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...nice one!!
2006-07-24 21:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by annaliesse_coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋