A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied,
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
2006-07-24 20:33:53 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah this one is pretty old, but it was still funny, haha i told my dad this one the other night and.... lol the same with ...
A mother told her son to do his chores, in rage the little boy walked outside and on his way out he kicked the chicken, as he continued to walk he kicked the pig, and finally he got to the barn and kicked the cow. The mother saw all of this and went outside and told him "Since you kicked the chicken, you will get no eggs, since you kicked the pig, you'll get no bacon, and since you kicked the cow, you get no milk. The father heard what was happening and walked outside. while he was in a hurry he stumbled over the cat and kicked it out of his way. the little boy looked at his mother and said "are you going to tell him, or should i?"
mind in gutter= you'll get the joke very well hehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-24 21:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 26⤊ 0⤋
the version between human and animals that we've a "questioning concepts" ... We human use our minds to do many stuff in our on a daily basis existence... via questioning we do issues extra proper... on a similar time as animals have been given minds .. yet they do no longer use it. questioning technique is distinctive .. because of the situation you're shop in. For some how motives.. in specific situations you do no longer think of correct that's because of the complicated subject you're in. The extra we expect of.. the coolest we effects we gain.
2016-11-02 23:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I was thinking it was the one who was biting off the top of the ice cream. :P
2006-07-24 20:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by SweetPea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that little Johnny cracks me up.
2006-07-24 20:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better than the last one.
2006-07-24 20:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a very good one!
2006-07-24 20:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, all teachers are perverts.
2006-07-24 20:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, thanx for the laugh
2006-07-24 20:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny!
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2006-07-24 20:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I'll have to tell that one at work.
2006-07-24 20:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by voyager21_1999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋