A perfect man and a perfect women who were perfectly married one day decided to take a perfect drive in their perfect car. They were driving down the road perfectly when they saw a large figure down the road. It was Santa Claus so they decided to pick him up because that's what someone perfect would do. A way down the road, suddenly, the car crashed.
Between the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus, who survived?
2006-07-24 20:16:50 · 31 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
perfect woman
the other 2 don't exist
2006-07-24 20:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Santa cluas becuase he was never there becuase the perfect man and perfect women took the perfect drugs that funked them up they then saw santa perfectly and then crash killing each other in a perfect ending
2006-07-24 20:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jack H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus obviously!!
2006-07-24 20:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody. As in there are no perfect people and santa claus doesn't exist
2006-07-24 20:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by john s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Perfect Marriage is all that survived. None of the others exist, but the perfect marriage is when the right two people are together, and don't have to be apart again (ie, they died together).
2006-07-24 21:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by cyberdjinn2k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them theres no such thing as a perfect man, a perfect woman, or Santa.
2006-07-24 20:18:56 · answer #6 · answered by SweetPea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 23:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody survived because it was a perfect crash that resulted in a perfect death of all the three.
2006-07-24 20:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by maxvijay2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to be the perfect man
2006-07-24 20:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by coaster_king2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa survived because nobody is perfect.
2006-07-24 20:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The perfect one who wrote this perfect story!
2006-07-24 23:42:16 · answer #11 · answered by HandsomeRockus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋