Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says. "Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F--K OFF!", the dog ate him!"
2006-07-24 20:10:34 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mind if I steal that one?!
2006-07-24 20:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awsome!
2006-07-25 03:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by ejholle1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would u give 10 points to
2006-07-25 03:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-07-25 03:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love little johnny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-25 03:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, keep'em coming cimmette
2006-07-25 03:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by voyager21_1999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats wicked
2006-07-25 03:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! That Is Hilarious!!!
2006-07-28 23:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great.
2006-07-25 03:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by Francisco F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahhaha
2006-07-26 05:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋