How do I prevent my anal seepage from appearing on my white dress pants this time around?

Question

Its like this orange greese that comes out when I fart.

Answer 1

Wrap your @$$ in an adult diaper and throw on some OshKosh overalls. You'll look like a big giant toddler, but I bet you'll end up dating a lot of freaks. If you decide to go this route, email me, and maybe we can go pick up a corn dog or something.

Answer 2

That's a little too much information. . .

Try using a feminine pad only set it back a ways. That should do the trick.

By the way, if you are seeping orange greese you need to see a doctor. The orange stuff could be stool mixed with blood.

Answer 3

You may want to check with your doctor.

Some foods and drugs can cause anal seepage/leakage. Foods containing olestra or Olean can cause this problem. Also, if you're on orlistat (Xenical), you can get this problem.

Also, medical conditions such as pancreatitis can lead to greasy stools (aka steatorrhea), with possible anal leakage. Irritable bowel syndrome can cause anal leakage too.

Answer 4

It is simple!!!!!!!!!!!! Buy yourself a B.u.t.t P.l.u.g.!!

Takes care of the seepage and gives pleasure at the same time!! Try to get a real big one so nothing can slide past it!!

Answer 5

Stop eating or being a corn dog. Corn dog's can be greasy. Drink more water too and try eating a banana; it might just help.

Answer 6

You seem related to Edna by the type of questions you ask. You must be her or her close relative.

Answer 7

I need to introduce you to my revolutionary product called the "butt sponge" with an all new applicator.

Answer 8

feminine protection and see a doctor

Answer 9

I guess u should get a cork

Answer 10

huh