A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says to the blonde, "I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger, so lets talk." The blonde who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I dont know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"Okay," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass! Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumb founded but finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you dont know sh*t?"
2006-07-24 19:54:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so hard i all most fell out of my chair. That was funny as hell got to tell that one to my 70 year old mom she will lose it,thanks.
2006-07-24 20:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by apache672004 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here's 2 more - I call them "blonde retaliation jokes.
1. What's brown, black and blue and lies bleeding on a rug?
The next f***ing brunette who tells a blonde joke.
2. Why do brunettes and redheads sit around on Friday night telling blonde jokes?
They have nothing better to do.
2006-07-24 20:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Spiritual but not religious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man replies: "Oh, since you know sh-t, how is it that you know about nuclear physics"? If you had wished to stare at an animal's behind, should'nt you have simply stared in a mirror"?
2006-07-24 20:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLONDS MAY be dumb but men still dont know S H I T
2006-07-24 21:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha lol
If that was an answer I would give it a 10
2006-07-24 20:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before. Good joke anyway!
2006-07-24 20:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh i heard it with little johnny instead of a blonde, check ya later â¥
2006-07-24 20:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha sort of funny... what is the difference between bigfoot and a smart blonde the have evidence that bigfoot is real.....
2006-07-24 19:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmiepooh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious...Kim...thats a great joke....10 if you want a rating
2006-07-24 19:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch u just got rejectd
2006-07-24 21:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by theoneforyou998@yahoo.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋