One day, when Little Johnny came home from school, his mom bought him a new basketball. He went over to the new neighbors house and a little girl came out. Little Johnny said, my mommy bought me a new basketball, and you can't have one!"
The next day the little girl had a new basketball. Then, Little Johnny's mommy bought him a new bike. Little Johnny promptly took it over to the little girls house, and when the little girl came out he boasted "Ha Ha mommy bought me a new bike and you can't have one".
The next day the little girl had a new bike. Frustrated, Little Johnny took the little girl out back, pulled down his pants and said " I got one of these and mommy said that you cant have one!" In defiance, the little girl pulled up her skirt and said "mommy said as long as I have one of these I can have all those I want!
2006-07-24 19:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a very old joke but still good.
2006-07-25 18:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10
2006-07-25 02:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart little girl.
2006-07-25 03:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-25 02:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by CNNI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooo funny but sadly so true.
2006-07-25 02:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by wicked jester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-25 03:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was on a movie
2006-07-25 03:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by esque29m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! I liked it!!! Good one.
2006-07-25 02:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before , but still funny. Any more, please?
2006-07-25 03:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by voyager21_1999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋