A man is taking a woman home after their first date.
When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
"Absolutely not", the woman says. "I never ask a guy to come in on the first date."
"All right then", the man replies, "how about on the last date?"
oh Harsh lol ♥
2006-07-24 19:52:44 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definitely not on the last one... what was the guy thinking lol
2006-07-24 19:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1/10
2006-07-24 19:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 22:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lesbian goes to her gynocologist for a check up. The doctor finishes, and says: "Lady, yours is the cleanest I've ever seen! How do you do it?" She says: "Oh, I have a woman come in twice a week".
2006-07-24 19:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl takes her date home for some canoodling.He says he must go to the toilet,she tells him her parents are upstair so please use the kitchen sink.Five minutes later he pops his head round the door and asks,"Have you got any toilet paper or shall I just use a tissue?'
2006-07-24 19:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-07-24 20:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an ok joke, not the best or worst
2006-07-24 19:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by coaster_king2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...I told it to a friend and she loved it.
2006-07-24 19:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by SquirrelBait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAZ LOL 5 STARS! I WUV IT! GIRLFRIN. KEN I CAL U BOBO? THE
2006-07-25 00:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by KYthehumpit ₪scrappyboy₪ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny and the guy is so bold ...
2006-07-24 19:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by HIRO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋