A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she.
2006-07-24 19:50:43 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, typical male!! I enjoyed it, thanks!
2006-07-24 19:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 2⤋
Another Excellent One!
Very funny!
2006-07-24 20:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome..a definite 10 out of 10
2006-07-24 19:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-25 00:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by KYthehumpit ₪scrappyboy₪ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two termites walk in to a saloon. They say: "Is the bartender here"? then walk out.
2006-07-24 19:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny 10/10
2006-07-24 19:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-24 19:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-07-24 20:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, i love it. That was great, worth repeating over and over again. Thanks for the laugh, i woke up the dog laughing so loud!
2006-07-24 19:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by LadyRed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for sharing, that changed into too too humorous! I advised it to my mom, fiance, grandmother, and some acquaintances only now...each and every person were given a abdomen rumble...i will ought to deliver this one on to acquaintances/relations. lower back, thanks for sharing!
2016-11-25 22:38:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmm...wicked!!..and funny!!!
2006-07-24 20:18:30 · answer #11 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋