How can I become illegal so i dont have to pay taxes, buy insurance, commit crimes and collect welfare, and get free transportation out of here
2006-07-24 19:47:59 · 17 answers · asked by johnman142 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
lol i'll spilt the gas money with you, we'll take off to tiajuana get a new fake birth certificate/drivers license and social security number..start a new life in America
2006-07-24 23:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Apply for jobs using a fake/fraudulent SSN and make up a whole bunch of names for children (your fake dependents) so no taxes come off your pay. Better yet, get hired under the table for cash - pay no taxes. Change your name to something like Jose Ortez - you're on your way! Free medical (the local hospital ER is your one-stop-shopping for all the medical care you want!), don't have to bother with a drivers license or insurance. Go to the welfare office (borrow some of your friends children to claim as yours and get a whole pile of food stamps and extra money to help with your rent (read - beer and taco money) because, while you are a hard-working family man, you only make $1.50/hr (yeah, right! wink, wink), so you know you will qualify. While here, have your mamacita drop a couple kids on US soil and you've got it made with your new US citizen children! Now, the whole dang family can benefit from even more free benefits! When you are tired of it all and it's time for a nice vacation back home, do a small driving offense and get picked up by the police - tell them you are here illegally and where you are from and you will have an all expenses paid trip back home to see all the extended family and friends. While home, you can show off to everybody with all that US cash you shipped home all the time you were gone. Heck! Buy that house you are going to have in your retirement. Rent it out while you return back to the US to scam some more $ off those suckers (tax paying US citizens). The trip back will be easier this time because you have all that US $ you shipped home, so you can pay any price to the coyotes to get you back into the US. What a life, eh? Wonder why all of Mexico and Central America don't get with this program!!??
2006-07-24 20:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me,
but illegals do pay taxes!!! we pay them with ss numbers that end up no where so the gov,'t ends up keeping all of the money that was taken out of our pay cheak to begin with! and we would buy insurance if our licence was valid here. american licences are valid in mexico! also Americans commit crimes too!oh and the welfare we do collect does not measrue up to even half of all the money the gov.'t keeps from our taxes!!! and where do u get off saying that we get free transportation!! read ur facts before u talk out ur a**!!!
2006-07-24 20:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well jonny you dont have to be illegal once you lose your job and you/or you apply for welfare you will get your welfare check and you wont pay taxes and you can commit crims with out being legal, you can also get free transportaion from some tranist centers nad you dont have to buy car insurance. so basically you dont have to be an illegal (MEXICAN) if thats what your trying to say? you just got to THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of ways to do what you want.
2006-07-24 22:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an A** what is wrong with these people..No my friend that is a LEGAL person that does that..The ILLEGAL are hard working people and won't do that..So stay how you are and hopefully soon you will get arrested or just shoot yourself..Do America the Favor...Lol
2006-07-24 19:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by GL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
move to another country, give up your citizenship, then sneak back in
by the way, this whole lets talk about illegals dialog is just a big smokescreen to divert your attention away from the bad things our government is doing. you have been played, do you feel like a chump? you should...
2006-07-24 19:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by knowledgeispowerforsure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just dont do it, and you will get a free room at the county jail and they get a pass on using false ss#'s, 8 years to pay $2 grand is that unreal or what
2006-07-24 19:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by Blackfirefly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a produce and porcelain technician. You need to do the jobs Americans won't allegedly do. Good Luck.
2006-07-24 19:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the army than, before you are shipped out to Iraq desert to Canada
2006-07-24 19:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Dream Police 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daisy rocks!
2006-07-24 20:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by bekkiboo31 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋