my brother always pees on the toilet seat?

Question

my brother never lifts the stupid lid when he pees, disgusting. and i never know it til i sit down to pee, that there is pee all over the toilet seat and it gets on me everywhere. sick. we tell him over and over and over to lift the lid! how hard is that!?! im sick of it lol and having to wipe up HIS pee before i can pee.

what can i do, some trick or sometttthing, to make him never not lift that lid again!? lol help

Answer 1

if you are able to beat him up, you should wrestle him to the ground and pee on his face each time he does it, that would be WHACK

Answer 2

I know wat it feels like I have a little brother that pees on the toilet 2.Here's the trick U put gum or tape and stick on the lid and cover so there stuck together in order 2 pee he's gonna have 2 lift up bot seats 2 pee.LOL

Answer 3

Put super glue on the seat before he goes to take a poo , I don't know if it will make him lift the lid, but you could get a kick out of it.

Answer 4

you could put a big not under the lid and make sure he could see it because he should see the paper where the pee go in the toilet the paper shoud say LIFT THE LID. :)

Answer 5

ummmm i think what my boyfriend was trying to say, even though he wasnt very nice about it is that all little kids have their faults. boys arent the only ones who pee on the seats, i mean havent you ever been in a public restroom? even women do it. next time just look before you sit and if there's pee on it, ask him to clean it up and tell him that's the reason why he needs to lift the seat. help him to understand and stop trying to publically humiliate him by posting this question up for everyone to see his problems. he's probably a little kid and he'll learn, but in time. so next time be a little nicer to him. kids respond to very well to someone nice, as apposed to someone mean who makes them feel bad.

Aaron's Angel

Answer 6

First ladies look where you sit. Put a warning sign on the door. It should help your chances of not getting peed on. Also if he ever leaves piss on the seat put your bloody tampons in his bed and ask him how he likes that. I know trust me. I'll never pee on the toilet seat again.

Answer 7

I know that this might sound stupid but my daughter had to do this once to my son who had the same habit! she waited and waited till one day he said that he had to go and poop, she ran into the bathroom first and put water on the lid making him think it was pee and when she came out he flew in and plooped down on the lid covered with "pee".......i laughed my butt off. it worked for her, maybe it can work for you.

ps telling him about it over and over may not be the best option as with my son he knew it annoyed her badly and did it for fun just to tick her off. so when she stopped saying anything about it and pulled that stunt, it did work.

Answer 8

Well whats his age, I mean if hes little, and I mean like under the age of 10 or 11 then thats understandable, They just havent developed a good sense of aim. Plus what kind of *****d up sister puts this up about her brother, its no one elses business, your not the only one to go through it, all boys go through it. You know what you can do, Look before you sit, Whats so hard about glancing at the seat and seeing if theres any piss, and if there is, get your brother to clean it up and dont be such a ****!ng *****.

Answer 9

next time hes outside playing with his friends and you find there is pee on the toilet seat YELLOUT to him, hey so-so come and wipe your pee off the toilet seat,please

Answer 10

how old is ur bro? if he is really young then pardon him. if he is old enough to tink then perhaps glue the toilet seat to the lid so none of u can use the seat after all

Answer 11

how old is your brother. if he know better, take something of his like a favorite shirt and wipe the urine up with it . keep doing it until he gets the message. oh forgot the most important thing don't tell him your using his shirt. the smell should do nicely. good luck.