A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home
from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of
horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer
said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse
stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled
again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached
under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the
horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with
him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
2006-07-24 18:47:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...what a silly thing to do....Definitely not an South African farmer....
who will pull the wagon now ?
2006-07-25 10:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-07-24 19:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor old horse should have stomped the farmer while he had a chance. 1/10.
2006-07-24 19:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a few people who wouldnt have made it into the wagon before the farmer had shot them!
2006-07-24 19:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 Very nice
2006-07-24 19:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he shoots her too after 3 times!
2006-07-24 18:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by jill f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+ / 10
I heard it with a cat instead of horse but it is more funny here.
2006-07-25 17:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaah funny funny!!! 9/10, i hope all the best for the bride ^^
2006-07-24 23:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad lol 7/10
2006-07-24 18:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde changed into bragging about her comprehend-how of state capitals. She proudly says, "go ahead, question me, i comprehend all of them." a pal says, "O.ok., "what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
2016-11-25 22:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋