Go to a dentist's office and take the subscription cards out of a bunch of magazines, the ones that say Bill Me Later! Sign him up for Good Housekeeping. Woman's Day, Ladies' Home Circle, etc.
2006-07-24 18:51:25
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answered by cdf-rom 7
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Ring up some companies when nobody will be in the office. Leave a message on their answering machine to call you back about a certain product of theirs that is not up to scratch, and that you would like your money back.
Or you could go with the good old answering the fone as if you are a pizza place and ask wat he wants to order. This will only work if you have caller id.
Or you could ring him up as a telemarketer. Try and sell him a holiday or something.
Or sign him up for heaps of junk emails from the internet! That is sooooo irritating.
2006-07-25 01:56:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Make up a fake screen name like "i_want_you_(puthisname), edit the profile with his picture and his phone number in it, get a chat client like Yahelite, and log on to that with the SN you usually use (so he doesn't know it's you, because if you're online he wont think it's you) and then log on to Yahoo messenger with the fake SN. Just IM him and start messing with him and telling him stuff that only you would know. But you need to write in a different way (type in netspeak, and use a different font) It'll FREAK him out. Don't say anything tooooo obvious though.
Or call his mom and say he got you pregnant. Or subscribe him to a bunch of junk mail.
2006-07-25 01:54:11
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answered by ? 2
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You should change your voice too really nerdy, or scruffy or something. he'll be pretty weirded out then when you feel it's enough use your normal voice and tell him "see,i gotta cha" . It will be very funny esp for you. Good luck
2006-07-25 02:21:26
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answered by Desire 2
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Send him 30 ecards that all say congrats on the new baby/wedding. or the "ill miss you ones" and put in the message "soon, soon,"
2006-07-25 02:05:09
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answered by washingsea 3
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next time you talk, mmm, think of a great topic.. like circumsision or taming dog fleas..
2006-07-25 01:56:31
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answered by Louie J 3
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Try these sites that i pulled off by random
2006-07-25 02:01:53
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answered by Tiny 1
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ya use a water baloon to throw at him if u see him
2006-07-25 02:08:19
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answered by Unknown 2
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keep callin him and hang up! pretty lame....>_<
2006-07-25 02:12:48
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answered by Anonymous
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pretend as your mum when u talk to him.. hell i dnt know.. it depends on wat kinda things u guys r chatting abt and wat kind of guy he is..
2006-07-25 01:52:56
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answered by Cool Z 5
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