If you died and could come back as a ghost would you? And who would you haunt if you could?

Answer 1

Yep! In order: My Ex-wife, her mother, her mothers mother, ex-mother in law on her fathers side, all the jerks who teased me it grade school, the IRS, the Entire government, radical religious people, my old boot camp instructor, all the people who have stabbed me in the back or stole my ideas, the guy who spits in my food at (name the fast food place), all the makers of cheap watered down domestic beer (Bud, Miller, Coors, MGD, etc.), rotten landlords, bad teachers, racist people, Evil geniuses out to rule the world, their henchmen, all Wal-mart managers, Big oil, small oil, overpriced utility CEO's, suicide bombers before they blow up, all the animals that have bit me, homeless people who swear at me if I don't have any cash, all the companies who work their people to death to save a buck and or ship in cheap foreign products and sell them for crazy high prices and the list goes on...Boo! Did I mention my Ex-wife?

Answer 2

First, ghosts DO exist. As testimony to that, if anyone says they believe in the Christians' God, there is the Holy Ghost. If there is the Holy Ghost, why would there not be other ghosts?

Now--yes, I would like to come back for a while as a ghost to:

1 - haunt all the mean people; maybe I could scare them into being nice

2 - so I could see what is happening in the world; maybe someday inhabiting an interplanetary spaceship.

3 - to convince those that don't believe in ghosts that there really ARE ghosts

4 - to play harmless, but funny, pranks on people; just for fun, you know.

5 - attempt to stop some crimes from happening, especially crimes that hurt people directly like robbery, murder, rape, and the increase in taxes. I would like to scare the bejesus out of people that create taxes, those that collect taxes, those that have the power to increase taxes and the entire IRS bureaucracy.

I think I would be both busy and entertained by all that I could do as a ghost.

Answer 3

If I was to die no I wouldn't come back a ghost because I would want to spend the rest of the time with God. We were meant to come on this Earth for a reason and that was to experience life while we could. So when we pass on, that obviously means we are wanted by God and Jesus. Though if I was to become a ghost, no I wouldn't haunt people. Even though I don't believe anyone becomes a ghost, just a spirit. No I wouldn't haunt.

Answer 4

What are my benefits of being a ghost. I can haunt people, or i can be a friendly ghost.

But if i become a ghost, will i still have my human feelings? Will i still suffer?

This is a question i will not answer.

Answer 5

I would come back and haunt my ex-boyfriend who broke my heart! That jackass left me and a short time later my dad passed away! It was the worst time ever! I would also haunt my bf Brian in case if he's making out with a new gf or any girl LOL!

Answer 6

Oh yes most definitely I would! There is this former boss of mine that I'd enjoy scaring the p*** out of, over and over. That would only be fun for a while though. Hmmm wonder if I could haunt places I've never visited in this life...free travel!

Answer 7

Yes, I would haunt movie producers or somebody simular.

If I can't be famous as I am now; maybe I could be famous as a ghost. Hopefully doing many movies.

Answer 8

Well, I would prefer to be a spirit rather than a ghost, primarily because ghosts always get such a bad rap.

However if I were a ghost, I would probably entertain myself by hanging out with those teenagers who love to "play" with Ouija boards.

What fun! LOL!!

Answer 9

Everyone who didn't believe in ghosts, they'd get a THOROUGH haunting of FIRST-CLASS caliber, for sure! Then, I'd scare the hell out of O. J. SIMPSON...I'd be the dead ghost of his wife coming to endlessly torment his guilty A** and exact some justice!!!

Answer 10

Ghost Dont exist bro.

Its all fantasy; but if i could, i would problably haunt Hugo Chavez, or George Bush; and maybe some of my teachers who didnt give me A's (not ***)

Def haunt people i dont like

wouldnt you too?

Answer 11

Coming back as ghost is not everyone's undertaking. There must be extreme reason for one to remain earthbound after bodily death. What are those? Vengeance, extreme attachment to things or person, extreme concern for those left behind, exreme emotional depression, etc. It's no fun to be trapped in world you don't belong anymore. Be careful what you wish for.