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2006-07-24 16:15:34 · 33 answers · asked by Katie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To get to the other side.
2006-07-24 16:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by devinshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question was why to the chicken cross the road..... the real
realize is to lay there egg. You see Chickens out in open area's such as highways and plains need to hide there egg's from Vartim"s, like fox, skunks,weasels,raccoons, and snakes, So the Chicken will do as hatch her egg's away from the nest... So all the Vartim's will not fine there egg's....so that's why the chicken cross the road.. to hatch and rest on the eggs she leave over there....so Now always a road Joke But true....
2006-07-24 16:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by diman_1955 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on who you ask
Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Jack Nicholson : 'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
O.J. : It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Mae West : I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Pyrrho the Skeptic : What road?
Roseanne Barr : Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Timothy Leary : Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Zsa Zsa Gabor : It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?
Aristotle : To actualize its potential.
B.F. Skinner : Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung : The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
David Hume : Out of custom and habit.
Epicurus : For fun.
George Washington : Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.
Hamlet : Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles...
Johann Friedrich von Goethe : The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
John Constantine : Because it'd made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it'd better get out right quick.
Julius Caesar : To come, to see, to conquer.
Ludwig Wittgenstein : The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Machiavelli : So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Malcolm X : Because it would get across that road by any means necessary.
Martin Luther King, Jr. : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Martin Luther King : It had a dream.
Neil Armstrong : One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.
Plato : For the greater good.
Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Sigmund Freud : The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
Sisyphus : Was it pushing a rock, too?
The Sphinx : You tell me.
Hippocrates : Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Douglas Adams : Forty-two.
2006-07-24 17:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which road? the one outside the Yahoo building? Is it ok? That's a busy road...I hope this chicken had a better reason for going into the street than the last one.
2006-07-24 16:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by zombiepirate_13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was running to hug the teddy bear in some movie created by the producers of Barney that stars some old lady that says she knows Tom Cruise.
2006-07-24 16:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he running from Colonal Sanders.
Or.....
Because he wanted to make a classic joke that everyone would talk about for years and keep coming up with great answers and terrible answers. And everything in between.
2006-07-24 16:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by Trini4n0nym0u5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To run away from the fox.
Cause there was a rooster on other side.
Cause chicken was suicidal.
To get to bus stop.
Cause it can't fly.
2006-07-24 16:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was in my stomach! I had it for lunch and I needed to cross the road to get to the toilet and take a sh**.
2006-07-24 16:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by thirtytwo_characters_2_work_with 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The previous night he overheard Farmer John telling his kids that they were eating the only chicken that they had tomorrow.
2006-07-24 16:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken was a double cross er.
2006-07-24 17:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side of the road, to meet some "chicks" and head to a party!
2006-07-24 16:57:33 · answer #11 · answered by Robin S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋