2006-07-24 16:06:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How many seeing eye dogs does Brother Ron have?
They howl because they think you're howling. They're just competing for alpha dog status. Whatever you do, don't stop singing before they do.
2006-07-26 07:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stop singing falsetto...the dog is trying to harmonize, and you keep throughing him off! Try to think of the dog as June Carter Cash, and yourself as the man in black. (he had a deep voice)
Could you write a sermon on the, 'ring of fire'?
2006-07-25 06:54:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take singing lessons, that should end it. Either that or do a duet with the dog.
2006-07-24 23:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sinthyia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peanutbutter?
2006-07-24 23:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you stop babies from crying? - Don't worry about it!... They're all God's creatures, right? Be thankful that someone is listening.
Don't tell me you've become selective on who can enjoy your sermon.
2006-07-24 23:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by cranksinatra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good for a dog to howl try changing your pitch...
2006-07-24 23:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by luv41anatha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, who's to say that the dog isn't trying to make it a duet.
so let him raise his voice to god too! after all, if god created all things, then why should we humans be the only ones allowed to raise our voices in song to him?
;)
2006-07-28 21:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by drunken pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get somebody up there who can really sing!
2006-07-25 15:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Brother Ron to go to another church; hey, one church is as bad as another.
2006-07-24 23:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by PinkNightmare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're just singing along with you, go with it.
2006-07-24 23:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋