2006-07-24 16:05:31 · 10 answers · asked by jfahd 4 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
You could save the money. Sit on your hand til it goes numb, then it feels like some one else is doing it.
2006-07-24 16:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by tazinator5150 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A "Happy Ending" is a hand job after your massage (with or without a condom - depending on location). It is illegal for a liscened massage therapist, or anyone else for that matter, to perform these. So you have to go to a massage parlor that doesn't have liscensed therapist and be very careful. Why? You ask........well BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL!!!! You don't want to walk away in handcuffs for solicitation as a result of a police sting!! Getting kicked out of the spa should be the least of your worries.
2006-07-25 11:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy ending refers to the hostess masturbating you at the end of a massage.
Not all spa's will do this. Those that are professional will not. You will find the kind that do give happy endings by doing a Google search for "adult massage
2006-07-24 16:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, what an awesome question. A happy ending generally means the masseuse will fellate you after your massage... I think, it's not like I've ever been to one before. Most places will not provide this service, you need to find one of those seedy places that are basically brothels- they'll probably do it there.
2006-07-24 16:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Ashlee S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A happy ending is....in other terms a home run.
You will usually know if a spa gives happy endings from other people.
2006-07-24 16:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by dro04yoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually it is asian spas that do it. just remember that and if they do offer happy endings the girl will ask if you want one. a sure fire way to find out is word of mouth.
2006-07-24 16:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by grifhp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a place where they actually DO happy endings.
Duh.
(No legitimate massage place, in other words.)
2006-07-24 16:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by Sixth_Sense 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just a funny question, you deserve a pat on the back.
2006-07-24 16:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Greshymn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go get a prostitute. It would be easier. And less lame.
2006-07-24 16:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by euphoriarevelation 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck with that one.
2006-07-24 16:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by k m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋