Blond joke beware it's a doozie?

Question

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde.

The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh. The redhead says, "What's so funny?"

The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"

Answer 1

Who ever heard of wiping a birds *** anyway?

Answer 2

a blonde is driving down a highway, she spots another blond along the side of the road rowing ninety to nothing in a row boat smack dab in the middle of a field. she whips the car over, jumps out and starts screaming at the blonde in the boat. "what the hell do you think you're doing? you're the reason there are dumb jokes about blondes! and if i could swim, i'd kick your **s."

oh- and i'm blonde, by the way. loved your joke.

Answer 3

I am a blonde woman and I have to say I liked that joke! Here is one for you: A blonde chick gets pulled over for speeding. As the cop is getting out of his car, he's pulling on his zipper on his pants. The blonde exclaims, "Oh no! Not the breath alyser again!"

Answer 4

Awesome

Answer 5

Nah, Ive heard lots better blonde jokes...

Answer 6

Nice1

Answer 7

funny I have a better one thou.
A fire breaks out in a blondes apartment. She grabs the phone and dials 911. "Theres a fire here I need help!" she says. Dispatcher says "Ok, miss calm down how do we get there?" Blonde stares at the phone reciever, smuggly replies "Duh, big red truck!"

Answer 8

lol that's the best blonde joke i've heard.

Answer 9

That one was great. Unfortunately I know people like that

Answer 10

ah jeeze lol check ya later ♥