A Preist and a Baptist minister were pounding a huge sign in the ground near my home today..it said: The End is Near..turn before it's too late!!!!
Just then a car flew by and the people inside yelled at them and said: Leave us alone you religious nuts!!
Then they heard a horrible CRASH!!!!
And the Preist said: Shouldn't we have just said:
"Bride is Out"
2006-07-24 15:16:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Bride" - Should it have been "Bridge," because that would have made it funny. I did tell my Mom the joke and she thought it was pretty cute too.
2006-07-24 15:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha funny. But, why would the priest and minister be putting the sign themselves? Don't construction workers or something do that? I can't imagine a priest or a minister doing labor like that, all the priests and ministers I know are scrawny little people.
2006-07-24 22:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I think is that the people in the car should have been watching where they were going instead of watching the "religious nuts" who were putting the sign up. :)
If they had, then they would have seen that the bridge was out.
2006-07-24 22:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Oblivia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saben que el tiempo del fin es cuando temina cada periodo religioso.El ciclo religioso de Adan termino con Mahoma y empezo la era Bahai.Esta nueva era va a mostrar los errores de los muertos espirituales anteriores,por eso se llama juicio.El mundo no se acaba ,se vuelve cada dia un paraiso.\Esa es la promesa
2006-07-24 22:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by ivan b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I was thinking about the 100 proof you were mentioning and had thought "Let's uncork that and have a party!"
2006-07-24 22:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bridge is out, not bride
2006-07-24 22:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!! I think they should have said Bridge was out and not bride but it was funny
2006-07-24 22:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the "bride it out" part.
2006-07-24 22:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by Josh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that made may sad day a little happier
2006-07-24 22:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2006-07-24 22:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋