2006-07-24 15:15:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When people's Right Guard starts goin left I bet you will turn some AC back on....things will be smellin right up in there pretty quick otherwise.
2006-07-25 16:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by herenthere 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You got that right. There's nothing like special effects. However...in this case...since hell isn't real...you'd be shoveling it like most pastors who know in their heart the ridiculousness of their sermons (and thus, when it comes to their devlish actions Monday through Saturday, they show what they truly believe). Hey, why don't you have a horse come in so you can shovel up after him on Sundays?...now that's not only special effects but it'll keep your congregation awake!
2006-07-24 23:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by PinkNightmare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that a good way to explaine hell is to look at the sun. It is a big lake of fire. Would you want to live on the sun burning forever?
2006-07-28 20:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea, give it a try and tell us how it works out. Maybe you can also add some special effects, or at least light a lot of candles or a fire to make it even hotter.
2006-07-24 22:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no "hell fire" hades, Sheol is a condition of the dead not torment. Ezek. 18:4 The soul that is sinning -- it itself will die.
John 11: 11-14 "Lazarus our friend has gone to rest, but I am journeying there to awaken him from sleep......Jesus said to them outspokenly: 'Lazarus has died." also Psalm 13:3 Satan was the one who lied in the garden, not God, why teach your people a lie?
2006-07-24 22:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a wonderful idea to me! Why should anyone complain?
Someday I'm really going to have to visit your church. What a riot!
2006-07-25 15:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to allow you ten years to knock of this nonsense, and not a minute more!
(that's me in the background)
2006-07-24 22:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, visual aids are helpful at times. Audio aids are helpful at times. So it seems that sensual aids could be quite helpful at times too.
2006-07-24 22:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Shalom Yerushalayim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya and dont forget to set the place on fire too.
2006-07-25 20:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by VeganCat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would definitely help with the scare tactics.
2006-07-24 22:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋