I'm volunteering at our church's vacation bible school. I need riddles/jokes for kids ages 4 through 12. No theme, but, obviously, they need to be clean!!
Prefer riddles, it's great to watch then try and figure them out.
I have three teen boys, the jokes they bring home won't fit the bill....
2006-07-24 15:08:31 · 12 answers · asked by Love2Sew 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-24 15:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Bible Riddles For Kids
2016-11-11 06:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
A. No, it was an apple.
Q. At what time of day was Adam created?
A. A little before Eve.
Q: Where do you find rain gear in the Bible?
A: On the book of Goloshes. (Colossians).
Q: How do you study the Bible?
A: You Luke into it.
Q: How do we know that Jesus raised cattle?
A: Because he had a pair 'o' bulls (Parables).
Q: How do we know that Jesus raised vegetables?
A: Because he said. "Peas be upon you." (Peace be upon you).
Q: How do we know that Jesus used fertilizer?
A: Because he said, "Lettuce spray." (Let us pray).
Q: How do we know that Jesus made coffee?
A: It says so in the book of He Brews. (Hebrews).
Q: Who were the three shortest men in the Bible?
A: Bildad the shoe-height, Knee-high Miah, and the man who fell asleep On His Watch.
Q: Where did the murderer hide his weapon in the Bible?
A: In the Book of Axe. (Acts).
Q: How do you know when Enoch is at the door?
A: 'E knocks.
Q: What's the first Supreme Court case in the Bible?
A: Joshua Judges Ruth. (Joshua, Judges, Ruth).
2006-07-24 15:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by His 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bible Knock Knock Jokes
2016-12-26 16:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Need riddles/jokes for Vacation Bible School kids, please?
I'm volunteering at our church's vacation bible school. I need riddles/jokes for kids ages 4 through 12. No theme, but, obviously, they need to be clean!!
Prefer riddles, it's great to watch then try and figure them out.
I have three teen boys, the jokes they bring home...
2015-08-10 19:30:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Teaching our children about Jesus shows great love toward our children, because without Christ we are nothing. Bring up a child in the way he should go and when he gets older he will not depart from it. When a child knows that God sees and hears everything they do, they will be careful of the evil in their lives. Fornication, porno, alcohol, of which the mind becomes warped. Alcohol and teenage drinking causes more death by car accident than any other cause. Fornication leads to STDs and these acts continually deprave the mind and lead to babies born out of wedlock or abortion. Pornography scars the mind so greatly that it takes away the beauty in the sex act between a married man and woman. The best summer entertainment that you can give to your children is "Vacation Bible School."
2016-04-10 00:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-01-28 02:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Wanda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock. Who's there? Zeke. Zeke who? Seek and you shall find!
Knock knock. Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam up, 2 plus 2 equals four.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hosanna. Hosanna who? Hosanna bucket of soapy water are all you need to wash a car!
Knock knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Poly-Esther is not my favourite style of robe!
2015-01-03 05:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Chloe M. Gioia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years? the letter M
What is a "Zookie" ? the key to the zoo
Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink"? Because it kept running out of the pen
What do you call a water cooler? a thirst-aid kit
Hope this helps!!
2006-07-24 15:17:47 · answer #9 · answered by Beauty2020 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who was the first tattle tale in the world.
Adam when he told God Eve made me eat the apple after He caught them .
Then read or quote th eapporpriate verses.
2006-07-24 15:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋