He suggested we try focusing more on Mr. Rogers and marijuana. I'm supposed to organize the new church, but I'm so comfortable right here in my sweater. Is there anyone who will organize it for me? You can have more than one wife if you do (make-believe-land wives). Anyway, it turns out Mr. R (pbuh) is the first one to make it into Heaven and the rules say he gets to choose who gets in. And it doesn't matter if you're fancy on the outside or on the inside.
2006-07-24 14:40:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Azn, at least Mr. R (pbuh) never created skunks when he was drunk. Stinko Yaweh!
2006-07-24 14:46:20 · update #1
Forget religion.
Christ is the path of salvation.
Christ is the truth of God's Word.
Christ is the life eternal.
Joh 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Christ is the tree of life.
Gen 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
2006-07-24 14:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheism isn't a faith. You non secular types could make up each and all the 'info' you like, and declare each and all the spurious theories you like, however the burden of evidence remains on you - teach me irrefutable evidence of your God, then i'm going to have self assurance. And to oh sugar or despite your call exchange into, faith is in basic terms people making some thing up sooner or later. this is how religions get all started - somebody makes some thing up, then convinces others that it is the reality, then they convince others that it is the reality... Are you nicely-known wth Scientology? Christianity is precisely the comparable element. All religions are.
2016-10-08 07:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's about time someone invented a new religion. Christianity is getting a bit outdated.
2006-07-24 14:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jimbo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't God speaking. Better listen again.
2006-07-24 14:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I saw a video tape of Mr.Rogers drunk. LMAO!
2006-07-24 14:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?? GOD DIDNT TELL U THAT..WATCH WHAT U SAY...MAY GOD HELP U
2006-07-24 14:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by someone who loves jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that not God .. its satan!!!
2006-07-24 14:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by kzzxguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋