pig in a bar?

Question

a lady goes into a bar with her goose. then the bartender comes up to her and says, why did you have to bring the pig in with you? then the lady answered, excuse me, i think this is a goose. and the bartender says, excuse me, i was talking to the goose.

Answer 1

jim bob walks in one day with a sheep under his arm and says "I wanted you to see the pig I've been screwing."
his wife says "that ain't a pig it's a sheep, you stupid*ss!"
he says "I was talking to the sheep!"

Answer 2

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda
bought a hat."

Answer 3

the bartender is dumb and need a new job

Answer 4

yes! a version i can actually tell my parents, and not the sex version yes! I♥you!

check ya later ♥

Answer 5

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that burns! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Answer 6

that was not really funny

Answer 7

Cute, Mig , Cute ........ I liked it.

Answer 8

SHE IS A FAT LADY!!!! LOL!!!!! LMAO

Answer 9

LoL

Answer 10

LOL!