2006-07-24 13:21:22 · 17 answers · asked by scrubtechsrule 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Hire an escort or hooker. For an extra fifty she might let you take her pantyhose home with you.
2006-07-24 13:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are these really hip looking girls in department store windows. They will let you carress their feet and legs, in fact, they probably won't even say a word when you do it or change the expression on their faces.
Enjoy!
2006-07-24 13:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by drinkupmehearties 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy it while you can. I predict that after about 8 seconds one of the following will happen:
1. She will pepper spray you,
2. The bouncer will throw you bodily out into the street,
3. Her boyfriend will break your arms, and kick your ***.
Your call, sweetie.
2006-07-24 14:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by rum_soaked 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pervert.
2006-07-24 13:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
adopt a dog...
contrary to your belief women aren't objects or pets...
we're not here to serve your fantasies...
the only other way is to marry her.
after all your wife must be a complete stranger if you don't want to have genetic mutations.
2006-07-24 13:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you. Get to know this stranger first, then ask.
2006-07-24 13:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by misty_blue2u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer #1 sounds about right. Otherwise, you might get reported for assault, sexual harrassment, or the girl might kill you.
2006-07-24 13:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Terri C. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could hire a prostitute, but I wouldn't recommend it. Or you could become a professional masseur.
2006-07-24 13:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you ready to die? Strangers are harmful to your health!
2006-07-24 13:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by Zeta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money talks.
2006-07-27 08:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Toma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋