2006-07-24 13:20:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably shouldn't have, but that made me chuckle and I enjoyed it.
p.s. 'N M' and 'Wren' - you both made me laugh!
2006-07-24 13:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by amberaewmu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! And dyslexic religious types worship Dog.
2006-07-24 13:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by squirellywrath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You've gotten it transposed/backwards again! Dyslexic Santa worshipers really worship Satan! :-) This is a funny question. Loved it.
2006-07-24 13:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP, my dog and I (or is he my God? - always get that confused)...we love this question. Anyway, I guess the answer is yes..."we live" is just the same as "we evil" to those guys so yeah...they really worship Santa... who's probably just a beer bellied old pedophile with an evil Michael Jackson type agenda.
"Merry Christmas kiddies...how bout sitting on my knee and knocking back some Jesus Juice with me....ho ho ho. And that reminds me....where my ho's at? *belch, scratch, fart*
2006-07-24 13:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Flyleaf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bet and do you know what you get when you combine a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
2006-07-24 13:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? via fact he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What motives a a million/2 moon? student:as quickly as you're able to now no longer get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother somewhat opened uup a keep. Tina: rather? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. that is all I have been given rather now choose you enjoyed em'
2016-12-10 13:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by flintroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang I thought that Santa read Satan....hahahahah. I must be dyslexic too.
2006-07-24 13:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by N M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think devil worshipers often have had some bad experiences with organized religion, or some other bad experience in life so they blame GOD.
2006-07-24 13:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by willberb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!!!
2006-07-24 13:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Jamni@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. They confuse him with a Dog.
2006-07-24 13:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone loves santa
2006-07-25 19:53:18 · answer #11 · answered by GRUMPY /UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋